I add ex-crushes in facebook, you go into this jealous fit that’s not even meant to look like an actual fit because you just freaking sit there and stay quiet while I try my fucking best to figure out. Even if I’ve already explained my part about them and me being just friends and will be nothing nothing nothing more than that ever because I have so assured you of my very deep, affectionate, passionate, almost bursting at the seams fucking love for you, I know I cannot erase that lingering jealousy.
It is just so funny, no, it’s fucking hilarious to know that you do it and yet expect me to, I don’t know, draw a fucking blank face and turn the other cheek instead? I’m not saying don’t do it. Oh no no no no no. No no no no no. I’m just saying I wish I am treated the same. Juuuuuuust saying.
And I think that’s too many no’s for one post. And too much fucking as well. Sorry.